GA GAG GAGA

My life was so much fucking easier when I just hated Gaga.
Yeah, Im not saying I love her now. Or even like herr, you know. Im just saying she is finally starting to do stuff which is making me pay attention and not just think bleughh.
Here I present her latest hot mess for Alejandro. Well, I dont PRESENT it, but you know what I mean.

OK, lets dissect this fuckery a bit shall we?
First of all I have to say I think you can sort of split it into two halves (well you'd have to, its nearly nine fucking minutes long!) the first half (up to about 5 1/2 minutes) being the better of the two halves. The first thing I imediately noticed is how it absolutely had to had to no doubt about it be inspired by the Arena Homme + shoot by Steven Klein from the Winter/Spring 08/09 issue, styled by Panos Yiapanis... Five seconds of googling later, what do I discover? The video is fucking shot by Steven Klein... OF COURSE!!!

Above: Gaga, Below: Arena Homme + shoot.

You see? you see? you see? oh yeah, you see.TRANSPARENT.

Actually I said I wanted to dissect it but actually after nine minutes of this im sort of DONE. I just want to enquire as to why she changes from this:

into this:

Blonde Dana Scully circa 1992?

Anyway, that is all.

Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul..

Actually brilliant.

Ya, totally just watched this. Im sure its so undderated. It has some of the best lines ever too. and costumes. ya is good, go watch it again, i bet youve forgotten how good it is.
In other news, yesterday I watched a film with Thora Birch in called Train and it is the shittest film ever and I am so so so so so so so dissapointed in her. Like how can you go from this

and this

to this???

And sereiously actually this picture doesnt even convey the skank. She actually wore hooped earrings throughout.
Well actually to be fair I blame the fillm rather than Thora for the badness, but still I am deeply dissapointed in her for doing this fuckery.

Anyway, that is all.