Hai there, only me. Continuing my theme of posting about something everyone else in the world already has, only with more swears and worse grammar. Thats how I roll, bitches.
I have to say I have a Love/Hate sort of feeling towards Karl. Micheal K on Dlisted calls him Kunty Karl and I don't think thats exactly undeserved. However you also cannot deny the man is also fucking hilarious which sort of makes you forget how much of a cunt he is being and instead want to stand up and clap, knowhatimean? Anyway throughout the interview I changed my opinion of him more times than a costume change on Roseanne...
Anyways you can READ THE FULL INTERVIEW HERE.
Here are some of my favourite quotes, great reading on a sunny sunday morning.
I’m a little shortsighted, and people, when they’re shortsighted, they remove their glasses and then they look like cute little dogs who want to be adopted.
I knew Francis Bacon; he was the sweetest man in the world, like a Middle English lady with the finger up drinking tea in Monte Carlo.
I don’t like that people butcher animals, but I don’t like them to butcher humans either, which is apparently very popular in the world.
[On Fur] If you cannot afford it, just forget about it. Don’t use it as an investment piece to show people how rich you are. Use it like a cheap knitted thing. It’s like a big stone. Lucky you that you can have a big stone, but if it troubles you financially to have the stone, don’t have the stone.
When I’m on the phone I talk, but I really want to be alone to sketch, to work, and to read. I am reading like a madman because I want to know everything.
There are very few important things, and they are not possessions.
There was a famous man who had written about flies and insects, and I’m like the one who watches the insects. I prefer to see how drugs work on others. And I cannot smoke cigarettes. I need my hands for something else. When I was 14 I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said, “You shouldn’t smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful and that shows when you smoke.”
Brilliant.
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